Tuesday, August 6, 2013

The Most Embarrassing Occurrence in a Young Planet's Life. PiH #15


Of course the gas giants don't have problems like that.  But they still get teased about their weight.  And about being composed entirely of a socially unacceptable substance.

Venus' embarrassing geological features can't even be seen through that thick layer of sulfuric acid and CO2 she always wears.  She might get a date once in a while if she ever tried wearing something a little more flattering.  But that might make Mars' little problem even worse, I imagine.

. . . not that I have any personal experience with that sort of thing.  No, I was NEVER a teenager.